Wedge14's Blog

Ska needs to make a comeback. By like tommmorrow.

Anyone wanna start a ska band?.............Thought so.

HOKAY!!!!

My favourite films of all time. (in no order)



Labyrnth (1986)- This movie has been a part of my life since for ever. I still watch it with my friends. The ladies, they like bowie's package which is just out there. Like its so there, you can't stop looking at it. It draws you in like the wonderful songs (penned and performed by Bowie) and the wonderful puppets and creatures(a jim henson creation) When I think of Lucas, I think Labyrnth and not "indiana wars"

The Princess Bride (1987)-This is where my ovaries make their appearence. God I love this movie, it's perfect! Andre the FUCKING Giant is in it. That alone consitutes this as one of my favourites. But seriously all freaking huge fucking giants aside. Its a wonderful love story, cheesy, but made to be cheesy. Sure it made me cry once, (actually a jumbo jet managed to park itself on my nuts at the same time so the cause of the crying is up to debate)


Willow (1988)-Guys i was one when this movie came out. I had no idea why i love it so much, but its always been there for me. As long as i can remember. Wanna know why i love it? The fantasy aspect(which is a recurring theme in this list so far) and sword play, and the fact that the main character was everyones favourite ewok: Warwick Davis!! Even a gruffy looking Val Kilmer as Mad Martigan. Damn you Lucas!!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)- I don't even need to rectify this one. A classic.

The Warriors (1979)- Don't worry! I wasn't gonna 'go faggot' on everyone as Ajax would of put it. This is something i discovered when i was older alot older at like 3 in the morning 3 years ago on the 3rd of...nah not like that but something like that. Theres just something about the warriors that makes me good. These guys are a bunch of thieves, bullys and one is pretty much a rapist and you spend the whole film cheering their long trek home.

Commando (1985)-Holeeeeeey shit. This is pretty much the motherload of awesome 80s action. Thats it, don't expect plot or any pussy shit.(but do expect a montage with arnold and a young Alyssa Milano feeding a deer and stuff) This movie does not stop just blood pumping action and hillarious one liners. Actually the best one liners ever. Any other action movie you've seen is just copying Commando. Fuck. Its awesome.


Big Trouble in Little China (1986)-Kung fu fighting, Gun fights, Sorcery, Ninjas Monsters, And Kurt Russell. It might be hard to follow and the pacing is terrible, but its got this special sweetness about it. Did i mention Lo Pan? Maybe i should type lo pan over and over again so people get the picture Lo Pan Lo pan Lo pan Lopan.

Why are all the good movies from the 80s? I was either not alive when these came out. Or was pretty much not capable of watching movies. Anyways here are some honorable mentions i am too lazy to write about

The Goonies
Predator
Predator 2
The Alien Movies
Billy Madison
Howl's Moving Castle
Mobile Suit Gundam I II III
Happy Gilmore
AirHeads
Disney Movies
The Producers
StarWars (i guess)

Tonight I watched one of the most beautiful films any of us could hope to see. Seriously you all need to see Howl's Moving Castle, but i know i'm gonna have to strap mose you down in a chair and peel your eyeballs open for at least the first five minutes before you notice much of a masterpiece it is.

Helllo. I finished thebottle tongith. There was streetfighter. I haven't played in so long, but i'm still soooooo good.

Happy that some good things stick around forever, but not all of them do. Fat guy in a little coat! Richard whats happening? uh oh! But why do people look for good things when they just go away? I know it temporarily makes you happier but eventually when it goes it fills you up with so much sorrow, it just ruins your whole mentality for a few good months.

Apparently things like that make you stronger? But how can i be decieved as stronger? Sure i can be a whiny faggoty emo kid who cries about his problem on a blog, where more then half the people who read just don't even leave a comment because they either don't me knowing they read this or just too taken back by what i say to say anything back.

Maybe its because i'm drunk, or maybe its because i'm sick and shouldn't be drinking, but i always end up in this crappy state where i just whine to anyone about my problems. It makes me feel better for like 6 seconds but it doesn't get me anywhere.

I need a vacation.

But my whole damn life is a vacation.

I juus think that people should stop and look at how awesome everything is.

Ps. iam drunk, but this still stands.

Y'ever notice how much you pee when ur drunk i've gopne like six hunderd times. and i still gotta go.

Whisky is so friggin awesome.

This one time i was like where the hel iam i? and i was in my room. I'm so crazy and sometime it makes me cry but its worth it.

This old classic is probably the first thing i ever saw on the internet and i'm glad i can still see it in all its glory today.

Sure i always questioned the sound the shovel made as it bounced off the guys skull, but i never stopped laughing and never questioned my own morality.

So i've clearly been down recently, but heres something kinda funny.

I just started throwing up yesterday. (I do it alot recently lol) And well it happens a few times but i'm out of normal vomit so i start shooting out thick red stuff. Blood. So i get all in a panic thinking something is horribly wrong. I tell my mother, collect a sample of the puke blood and call my doctor.

So i'm given the most depressing and scary talk ever, using words like ulcers and cancer. I dunno why'd they use such scary words over the phone, but i made an appointment for the next day. (It beats sitting in an ER waiting room for 6 hours.)

So i spend the most of the day freaking out. And being a loser, my mom eventually comes home and looks at the sample i collected.

Turns out it was ketchup from my hamburger.

:D

Hi, blog.

I'm drunk and crying. I think its a bad time to post a blog, but this makes me feel better. Not whining about my feelings but talking about my friends. This one time i saw people blog about their friends but they didn't name them i'm gonna do this. (i'm gonna do them in the order of my msn list then do the ones who aren't my msn list so if u wonder why the order is so wierd)

1.You and me are alot more alike then i ever think we noticed. I know we kinda came off to a wierd start, but i'm glad we came to a start at all.

2. I dunno what I can say about you. I'm jealous of how you're out there doing your own thing all on your own. Most of all i'm proud of you. You where my first love and i'll probably never forget you. You made me grow up.

3.I've never even met you in person. And you mean alot to me, Your smarter then me and everything and alot younger then me. You'll be my little sister i never had forever.

4. We haven't talked face to face in years now. But i know you still have my back and i'll have yours. I don't think we'll end up as Starsky and Hutch, but we'll just be C and C

5. I pick on you a bit. I don't mean it and i try to stop it as much as i can. Your intelligent and wise and i know i can come to you when i need it and you can do the same. I think i'm one of the few people who get all your sports references as well

6. I look up to you literaly and figuritively, but sometimes you can get on my nerves, maybe because its i'm impatient, but most the time its because i'm jealous you gotta teach me how to be cool sometime man.

7. You're a tool LOL. Hell, I dunno you're a spokesman. And one of the most resourceful creative people i know. I just want you stop and take a look around sometime soon and take one big look at what you have done.

8. Calm down. Stop giving a damn what people think about you. You're amazing at alot of things you just need to relax more, get your goals defined then achieve them, cause they're there for the taking you just gotta reach up and grab them.

9. I love your laughter. Laughter is probably the best sound in the world. You and me aren't that close, but we've shared some big bottles and i know what your toilet looks like up close. Take care of your lady she's a good one.

10. I'm sorry, i dunno how many times I can apoligize to you. But i truly never meant any of the harmful things i said, you're one of the best friends i had and if i knew what i was saying was bothering i would of stopped. I miss you.

11. We;re country mates!! Sure I could fit you in my backpack, but it doesn't mean you have a small personality. You read my blogs and helped me drive bishop insane, I don't see you enough to be honest, but whenever i do its a blast.

12. For some odd reason i can say anything to you. Not that i have the hots for you anything. I dunno why, but i find you very soothing. Don't ever change. Ever. Gundam Seed Sucks.

13. Wow, armstrong sherwood. And i don't think we ever once said hi. You're one of the most motherly people i've ever met. Not to say your lame, you're just a great person, and you've helped me thru the bad times and i hope i've done the same with you.

14. I dunno what happened, I dunno how i pushed you away, but i think it was just you growing up.

15. Man you're different. Alot of people say we walk the same way. I dunno, but to be honest you've unknowingly helped me feel better from time to time. Thanks Stay the same.

16.Hillary I'm mentioning your name We're thicker then blood.

17. Loyalty is your strong point, your not around often, but if i needed you their you'd be there. Sorry It took me so long to learn your name.

18. You made me laugh. Very few girls have made me feel as good as you have, but you also kept me in reality. You showed me how to have fun and showed me what friends are for. I want you to to just let things happen next time.

19. Sometimes i wonder what you're doing with your life. ANd then i notice you're doing what you want to do. I respect that. And when i get my vespa we'll ride.

20. You've hurt me more then anyone else has ever had. Yet you've made me so happy at times. I did alot when i was with you. Sometime when i think about you i get so angry, but i know how stupid that is. I'm sorry for being a jerk, and wish you well.

21. You're like my cohort. Nah You're an equal one of the few who can stop me in street fighter. We need to get it on again.

22. You've been there since as long as i can remember. We've had our fights and gone down our own paths but we always meet up. We're the ultimate tag team and we haven't been down for the 3 yet.

23. Magic, its what you are. You're so succesful at everything you do. You're gonna be big. And its been an honor to be in your shadow.

24. I feel so guilty. I took something from you. But you stayed my friend. Everytime i see you i get hit with this overwhelming feeling of guilt. I'm jealous i'd never be able to stay friends with someone who did what i did to you. You're an A class human being.